Idk man


instead of mobbing 5sos

reverse mob

run away from them

they will be very confused

we will have all the power

(via supermanlovesfood)


Hoodie Allen goes in on Mike Stud



me: *poops on your chest*
you: moist cookies :3

honestly i have said some reckless shit on this website lord knows i have but this is awful

(via poopflow)


Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

student:can i borrow a pencil
teacher:i don't know, CAN you?
student:yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious


and then satan said “here, have feelings”

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Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again. 

I like this. I really like this.

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